Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt – The Onion

ANN ARBOR, MIAdmitting that the shifty fish has managed to evade detection by mankind for thousands of years, researchers at the University of Michigan Museum of Paleontology discovered Wednesday that the coelacanth successfully faked its own extinction in order to escape a massive gambling debt. For years we thought all but one related species was…